A Japanese Ramones. Best way to describe them.
They seem to have analysed punks finest and distilled the essence of it into Sake.
Although to be accurate they spend the day drinking Scotch and Heineken.
They all wear leather and the sunglasses are welded on, despite it being generous to call the lighting minimal.
No soundcheck, Guitar Wolf just ensures that the amp will be loud enough.
Bass Wolf stops a song midway to flick out a comb and adjust his impressive Elvis quiff.
Drum Wolf malevolently pounding at the kit, naked to the waist, the only one to shuck the leather skin.
They could be following a script, or someone's Punk 101 thesis, but the punters love it anyway.
"LOCK AND LOLL!!!!"